Friday, March 07, 2008

What are the 3 hardest things to do?

There are 3 things in life that are notoriously difficult but for which quick fixes are offered all over the web.

What are they?

LOSE WEIGHT

LEARN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE

FIND TRUE LOVE

Here is what everyone knows deep down:

1. Only fat people eat diet food.

2. Learning a foreign language requires hard work and memorising lots and lots of boring grammar, vocabulary and phrases.

3. Most people beef up their on line dating profile in the same way CV's are dressed. For example "enjoy working under own initiative" could mean "not a team player" and "thirty something" could mean "forty one".

Impossible then? No just not as easy as people trying to sell you quick fixes make out.

HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT

1. Drink nothing fizzy - only champagne on special occasions.

2. Stop eating processed food such as biscuits, crisps, cakes, sausages.

3. Eat more fresh fruit, vegetables, fish and sea food.

4. Exercise for 40 minutes 3 times a week

5. Stop thinking about food. It is a fuel only, imagine you are a car.

HOW TO LEARN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE

1. Move to the country of your choice.

HOW TO FIND TRUE LOVE

1. Stop looking

2. Heal yourself emotionally. It takes 2 years to recover from a failed relationship, those in the middle of an acrimonious divorce often say, never again...........

3 comments:

PI Guy said...

So true

Anonymous said...

How to find true love? Easy, just follow these rules, you won't go far wrong.

How to Impress a Woman.

1. Compliment her
2. Respect her
3. Honour her
4. Cuddle her
5. Kiss her, caress her
6. Love her, stroke her
7. Tease her
8. Comfort her
9. Protect her
10. Hug her
11. Hold her
12. Spend money on her
13. Wine and dine her
14. Buy things for her
15. Listen to her
16. Care for her
17. Stand by her
18. Support her
19. Hold her
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her

How to Impress a Man.

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer

Doe said...

to the point!
you made my day as i have probs on all three fronts ;)