Saturday, March 01, 2008

Can I handle my own Divorce?

Yes you can.

Can I get rid of my cellulite?

Yes you can.

Both are possible but require hard work, tenacity, knowledge and self discipline.

Ask Heather Mills.

Don't even think about it if you are emotionally overwrought or if you have trouble banishing sugar from your diet. Instead you need to hire the best lawyer you can find and make friends with your cellulite because you are going to be together for a long time.

In respect of handling your own divorce......some people have to because they have no money. For those that can afford representation it's the same as flying your own plane, go ahead provided you know what you are doing. However, do not mistake arrogance for knowledge a la John Kennedy junior!!!!! What he did was allegedly an act of extreme folly (flying in bad weather) that resulted in his own death as well as that of his wife and her sister. A certain Miss Mills has been described in the same vein!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Do people really handle their own divorce? Much better to have a professional take the emotion out of it.